Keely's Sonnet

Kristoff to Sven: We’re Both Frozen

Dear buddy of mine with long tufted ears

Your patchy old coat that’s falling apart,

Your nose and bad breath that’s got me in tears

There’s no one that’d call you a work of art

You’re too clumsy and your gigantic feet

Have the tendency to stamp on my toes,

You’re very tone deaf and can’t hold a beat

When we sing our lullaby to the snows

You’re smelly and gross and most of all rude

You’re not careful where your antlers are put,

You’re lazy and fat and overall crude

—Oh my god will you get off my foot!—

But you know I’ll always love you the best

My reindeer pal, you’re not really a pest